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Feb. 22nd, 2006 @ 11:43 pm
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life sux i jsut started sperm control and my penis is like twelve inches now im soo upset..... pshyche oh man im a loser..... o wellwats up wit me:  theres three ooo
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this is the extent of wat i did today to amuse myself, all be it hilarious
Prank started at 11:11 PM on 23 Jul 2005.
t0uchd0wn9316(11:01:30): hey wats up Jeweljlh114(11:01:38): hey not much whose this t0uchd0wn9316(11:01:50): my name is steve Jeweljlh114(11:01:59): do i kno you t0uchd0wn9316(11:02:08): u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l? t0uchd0wn93298(11:02:24): hey! sorry, i switched screennames Jeweljlh114(11:02:27): k t0uchd0wn93298(11:02:39): yep Jeweljlh114(11:03:00): my name's jennifer, 16, live in g-town t0uchd0wn93298(11:03:15): ugh Jeweljlh114(11:03:24): ? t0uchd0wn93298(11:03:38): i just got my new laptop today, i'm excited Jeweljlh114(11:03:45): cool Jeweljlh114(11:03:51): so how old are you and where u from t0uchd0wn93298(11:03:58): yeah baby! Jeweljlh114(11:04:04): ? t0uchd0wn93298(11:04:18): hhu? Jeweljlh114(11:04:29): i said how old are you and where are u from t0uchd0wn93298(11:04:40): 17, you? Jeweljlh114(11:04:47): i already told you Jeweljlh114(11:04:53): where u from t0uchd0wn93298(11:04:57): sorry, i ma forgetful lol Jeweljlh114(11:05:24): oook where u from t0uchd0wn93298(11:05:32): new york Jeweljlh114(11:05:46): then why the heck did ya have my sn t0uchd0wn93298(11:05:55): i just came across ure sn on my buddy list, im not sure how it got there Jeweljlh114(11:05:58): oh Jeweljlh114(11:06:03): kno anyone from north carolina? t0uchd0wn93298(11:06:09): u know it Jeweljlh114(11:06:18): who t0uchd0wn93298(11:06:28): i'll probably never know lol t0uchd0wn93298(11:06:42): :-p Jeweljlh114(11:06:57): u kno u kno ppl from north carolina but u'll probably never know? t0uchd0wn93298(11:07:11): i'm gonna have to disagree on that one Jeweljlh114(11:07:23): ok, like i asked earlier, do u kno anyone from north carolina t0uchd0wn93298(11:07:36): i dont mean to bother u but i found ure sn on my buddy list for reason Jeweljlh114(11:07:44): what reason t0uchd0wn93298(11:07:57): i dont rememebr anymore lol Jeweljlh114(11:08:00): okay t0uchd0wn93298(11:08:09): it IS ok, ha Jeweljlh114(11:08:12): well do you kno anyone from north carolina for the 3rd time t0uchd0wn93298(11:08:28): u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l? Jeweljlh114(11:08:35): u are lying to me Jeweljlh114(11:08:37): u know me t0uchd0wn93298(11:08:49): why are you concerned voer me? Jeweljlh114(11:08:56): i could ask you the same thing t0uchd0wn93298(11:09:07): i dont beleive u lol Jeweljlh114(11:09:26): why are you concerned voer me? Jeweljlh114(11:09:27): there Jeweljlh114(11:09:30): asked u the same thing t0uchd0wn93298(11:09:35): ask my parents, they made me that way ;-) Jeweljlh114(11:09:44): they made you concerned about me t0uchd0wn93298(11:09:54): maybe ;-) Jeweljlh114(11:10:12): ur being annoying Jeweljlh114(11:10:21): i dont like when ppl mess with me t0uchd0wn93298(11:10:24): so have you done anything exciting today? Jeweljlh114(11:10:30): i went to a funeral Jeweljlh114(11:10:35): i dont call that exciteing t0uchd0wn93298(11:10:44): uh huh... sure lol Jeweljlh114(11:10:50): i'm serious t0uchd0wn93298(11:11:00): I believe you Jeweljlh114(11:11:05): ok Jeweljlh114(11:11:11): who are you t0uchd0wn93298(11:11:15): it IS ok, ha Jeweljlh114(11:11:26): i wouldnt say ok if it wasn't t0uchd0wn93298: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)comwats up wit me:  man that was great
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Jul. 23rd, 2005 @ 12:50 am
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hey its me, i went to mr gardners visition it was sad
other than that everything is good, me and sara couldnt be better we're like almost best friends, still ya no i want more. but thats ok
neway i just havent really felt like updatin so i thought i wouldwats up wit me:  i wonder if she might like me?
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Jun. 6th, 2005 @ 10:37 pm
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well hello everyone...its me....matthew
ok lets go over the beach trip, ok things went off great till sara started to hang on brian i toldh im to stop cockblockin, him not knowin me and sara's history told her she got mad at me we had a talk, me and sara, things went straight, had a talk with brian so now he knows to keep his mouth shut if i tell him things about sara. then we got back and thats wen things got to hell. u see me and wes and jason and zach and dan wen to celbration station and i found out that sara liked wes and he her and he was thinkin about datin her. NUH UH. that was not gonna happen so i threatin to kill him and told her she wasnt datin him. then i talked to jessy went to work on sunday thought it threw told wes i trusted him to do the right thing and told sara that this was all over and im not worryin about it, althought i still m cuz wes hasnt shown me that i can trust him cuz ive never had to put my trust in him so we'll see. he better hope that i can trust him cuz if he breaks our trust ill break his neck.
neway at the beach again me and brian was walkin and these chicks were hangin outta windowe and said to one of us hey beautiful me bein the flirt that i m waved and said were stayin down here and pointed then they came and talked to us but they was fat and kinda ugly so we didnt do nothin, i also go the boston B hennaed on my chest its so fuckin sweet
i worked sunday and today for six hours sunday and seven this mornin boy that sucked buti m gonna be makin that cheese. so tomm im goin to vacation bible school to talk with jess a little bit then im goin for my first day of football which will prolly suck cuz its hot and i havent been workin ne this summer so ill be all tired
a few minutes ago our washin machine was actin up and my mom said go fix it so i did and then i came back up and said wat would u have said go fix it and i said "BLOW ME" then i laughed for ten minutes neway gots to go cuz i have nothin more to say
OH AND I FINALLY BROKE UP JOSH AND JENNIFER MAN M I GOOD, j/k but they did break up hehehehe
peace out mah niggaswats up wit me:  wes thought about it Current Music: the new simple plan song
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May. 27th, 2005 @ 10:42 pm
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man u people suck everytime i wanna do somethin yall have other stuff to do but wen i have somethin to do yall go somethin
yall suck
cept jennifer, sees mah girl ;-)wats up wit me:  you guys suck
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well its only been three days of summer vacation and im already bored as crap theres nothin to do my cars broken and i have no money
other than that everythings good
May. 23rd, 2005 @ 11:05 pm
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well turns out that my shoes were in a place that i just overlooked and the worst part of my day wasnt so bad after all
schools almost over cuz that means its time to go to the beach and to west virginia on a mission trip with my church with loads of fine ladies
well alright see ya later
May. 16th, 2005 @ 05:20 pm
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well where to start ok well this mornin i had bowlin championships for my league and lost cuz of me i lost it i choked but watever thats fine i dont care about that
then after that my brother drove my car to the bowlin alley and i didnt want him too so he wasted gas that i wouldnt have used if he hadnt drove it up there in the first fuckin place, but watever thats fine i dont care about that
then i took a nap and watched starsky and hutch which is probably the highlight of my day which is sad, really really sad.
and then after that i went downstairs to watch some tv and see wat was for dinner and my mom said we could get taco bell but i had to go get it so i was gonna finish watchin swat but she decided to go ahead and make spaghetti knowing i would go get food which made me mad, but watever thats fine i dont care about that
then i decided to go get myself some food, so i went to find my white new balances and i cant fuckin find em, which really pisses me off, cuz i think some fuckin prick stole my goddamn shoes outta my fuckin car, and if thats true im gonna be pissed for a long time cuz some goddamn person already stole my fuckin colgne outta my car and now my shoes that i really like are gone cuz some asswhole cant buy there own goddamn shoes cuz there ass is too stupid to get a fuckin job.
after that i went to subway to get some food but i stopped at the bowling alley to see my brother and i saw this girl that i might like or not with dudes and she came and talked to me and i blew her off and i kinda feel bad but i really dont give a fuck id rather not be around people like that who whore themselves around and go from guy to guy cuz fuckin sluts make me mad
and i dont no wat to do ever since sara got her care she hasnt been around to talk to nemore and i miss that and i dont feel like callin her just be ignored and rushed out of a conversation about some lie that she has to go do somethin.
so thats my fuckin day, i hope that ure day was better which is impossible for it not to be cuz this is the worst fuckin days of my fuckin entire life, so im gonna go cuz i have a big headache
May. 14th, 2005 @ 10:24 pm
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well my parents our out of town so i decided to stay home from school today just because i can i feel like such a rebel. i will miss mah friends but ill see them tomm and all of u who think im sick or somethin do not worry im fine
go to go to work in like 7 hrs so ill be leaving my houses in a bit but peace out
May. 12th, 2005 @ 10:58 am
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ok lets see here its hot as balls outside, my yearbook pic(s) are good and ummm i got greendays cd from meera and thats it peace out
May. 9th, 2005 @ 04:32 pm
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well im back from greensboro and let me tell ya i sucked dick! and then during bowling i didnt do good at all. j/k i didnt really suck dick but i did do horrible, by my standards neway.
well me and frady had fun tyrin to find girls to get back to the hotel since it was just me and him, but needless to say we found none. but we did see crash which is a friggen awesome movie.
while in greensboro frady hit a car and then left cuz i told him too it was great, i also bout a chevelles cd and if neone has kelly clarksons cd or greendays new cd let me borrow it so i can copy it
well i think im bout to go to bed peace out
May. 8th, 2005 @ 10:12 pm
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well i was "sick" today so i came home early. so i got a free day so thats good.
i missed jennifer today cuz shes mah best friend and shannon and tyler are cool too.
i get ot go to greensboro over the weekend for a bowlin tournement that i plan on winnin but who knows wat will happen i hope i do good.
neway thats it
featherstone ive listed to bryan adams like three times tonight i love it
May. 6th, 2005 @ 02:29 pm
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i aint got nothin to say peace
May. 4th, 2005 @ 10:33 pm
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well today i cheated on my chem test again but o well, then i took one over again and made a 74 which is better than the 43 i had.
I figured that if i finish this six weeks in algebra 2 with the 95 that i have now, i can get a five on the end of course test and still pass with a seventy, yea a 5 thats good.
i finally got to wrestle again today and it was great except that i kinda got beasted by everyone but its aight since i havent wrestled in forever.
other than taht nothin really spectacular happened so peace out
May. 3rd, 2005 @ 10:12 pm
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well today is my birthday. only like four people outside my emidiate family told me happy bday with out me havin to remind then (shannon, tyler, jennifer, meera ) but its all cool i dont expect people to remember, its only me but neways i had fun today and i bowled fuckin 14 strikes in a row and u need 12 for a 300, which is perfect but they were between two seperate games, but its ok well see ya later
Apr. 30th, 2005 @ 08:11 pm
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well tomm. is mah bday ashley and shannon say there throwin me a party and i pest get one ore im gonna be very very upset, then ill get over it but i just got home from work and i have noone to talk to cuz noones online, adn thats the only thing that keeps my life goin, my horrible boring pathetic talkin to u jerkoffs, j/k i love yalls peace
Apr. 29th, 2005 @ 10:01 pm
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well today was boring nothing really happened. i touched jennifers boob twice, they're nice. shes pretty.
i touched victorias too, and i choked meera (hahaha)
tyler and shannon and brittani wrote on my arm and i have to work today so its not that good
i hate work, work sux but girls come in alot and some are pretty so is all good
neway thas all that hppened
Apr. 28th, 2005 @ 02:24 pm
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I wrote this yesterday, so events may have changed but o well hear goes....
This is gay i dont want to do this shit. i just want to go walk around the school and maybe see if i can see one of the people i know and maybe just stare at em for some reason that might fun. maybe ill just go sit in one of those nice comfy chairs. Thats always fun. I think i might have fell back in love with sara again. i dont want to be cuz ill just end up getting hurt again. why do i love her. maybe its her greenish brown eyes. maybe its her hair, maybe its how she fits in my arms when i hug her. or maybe its that i could stare at her for hours and never lose that feeling. that feeling that makes me feel like i could do anything. Well enough of that everyones typing a thank you note to some ass who was at the mini conferance. im suppose to be writing a role model paper but scre taht. i was talkin to angel, well not really just sittin with her, but this black girl came up to me and said i was pretty. i dont know wat that constitutes, but it made me feel kinda good. sarah gaddis just picked in her ass and it was kinda gross. whitleigh came over and didnt say a word but thats fine cuz shes pretty. cookc was dancing like a weirdo. im very observant today this class sux. the redsox lost last night so that pust them two games outta first place but the orioles cant keep this up all season so eventually the sox will take over. meera looks kinda retarded the way she standing and looking. andegelina told me her uturis hurts and i didnt really want to know.she also told me she has new masscara. i cant think of anythin more to write. my story is like all over the place. but this is super fun. i think im gonna show this to people. mrs winders is a real bitch i use to liek her before she gave me a fuckin zero for no reason. well neway im almost out of paper. so for the lil bit ill talk about sarashes so pretty, we talked about her going to prom with this dude. he didnt hiver her his jacket, i would have, but were not going my prom but we're nto cuz was afraid i would fall for her again. i told her she might fall for me again. well she was right, i knew it wouldn eway when she said it. o well i have to stop writing because if people read they will lose interest... Tootle ooo
Apr. 27th, 2005 @ 04:32 pm
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MY birthday is saturday, and noones gonna get me a gift cuz everyones poor and there all gonna be at prom and im not goin cuz the person i wanna go with doesnt want to go with me and my "friends wont let me ride iwth them cuz there poor and dont want a limo but neway its all scrate im gonna go play madden football.
Apr. 26th, 2005 @ 04:12 pm
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Umm i just got this and i thought i would put somethin, so if neone is reading this then i love u... ok not really... man i sound like a loser... ok here it is peace
Apr. 25th, 2005 @ 09:40 pm
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